Don't Sweat the Technics

Safety Venn

We can dance with our friends and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine.

Safety Venn

We can dance with our friends and if they don't dance well they're no friends of mine.

Loverboy can never be Foreigner

Err tries to use the Foreigner belt by singing the Loverboy songs "Turn Me Loose," "Hot Girls in Love," and "Working for the Weekend," but they have no effect as they are not Foreigner songs. Carl also claimed that he saw Loverboy at Madison Square Garden.

99 problems

Holes, tricks, etc.

Garlic isn't so bad

Be prepared.

Vanilla Ice

Word. To your mother.

The Future of Law Enforcement

Thank you for your co-operation.

No Whiners

Don't whine about me stealing this diagram.

Sold by Billy Mays

Do not buy anything from that man.

Pants != Happiness

Proof that pants cannot bring you happiness.

Your Music Sucks

This diagram clearly illustrates that music you listen to is trite, obsolete garbage.